WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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storybrookemirror:

First still from season 4!
[x]


I’m still un-thrilled about this, honestly.Frozen needs to die down for awhile before I can really appreciate it again.

storybrookemirror:

First still from season 4!

[x]

I’m still un-thrilled about this, honestly.

Frozen needs to die down for awhile before I can really appreciate it again.

The only acceptable reason to throw a competition.

I hatehateHATE this type of competition. 😒

…Am I overthinking this new Scorpion show that’s coming out this fall?

It’s stylized as </scorpion> which would suggest that it’s either the end or the completion of whatever scorpion is or does.

Is that actually the case, or did someone just think it would look cool since there’s coding involved in the show.

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

I’m sitting here praising myself like “AW YEAH I HAVE BALLS OF STEEL.” when in reality it took me a good three hours to be able to send a happy birthday text to my ex.

  • Nicole's brother: Hayden definitely has a way with words
  • Hayden: What's up shawty
  • "He always tries to make sex with Nicole."

    HES NAMED AFTER HIM.
    I CANT DEAL.

    OH GOD THRY’RE GONNA SHOW FRANKIE NOOO :c

    fuckyeahpsychedelics:

“Void” by Budi Satria Kwan

    naturee-feels:

    Your not any less of a black girl if you don’t have a booty.

    Your not any less of a black girl if you can’t dance.

    Your not any less of a black girl if you don’t have any curves.

    I find a lot of black girls feeling complacent if they do not have these certain attributes, that almost seem synonyms to Black Women. Your blackness is not and should not be defined by this.

    I also see a lot of people, black or non black, who help perpetrate these stereotypes and it needs to end.

  • Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
  • Mother: You love me?!
  • Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.