Me and my parents had almost reached a deal about me getting a car.
We had it all picked out too: Nice little used car, red, nice seats and all nice and clean.
… My grandma just called. She’s giving me her truck.
Biiiiig white truck. That I’ve never driven without hitting anything. With all of 1 extra seat. That she carries dead animals in all the time.
I know, I’m “just some completely ungrateful kid”, but ughhhh, why…?
Nonononono. You clearly don’t understand.
Crazy Cat Lady is a backup plan.
…Like living in a cardboard box, forever alone, unemployed for nine years backup.
Not stuck at home backup.